Friday, March 31, 2006
A funny dialogue

This is an interesting dialogue between me and Sapo Feo. Sapo Feo, if you are reading this, please dont mind ok. Just for laughs.

SF: Thy highness, the Princess of the kingdom of XX, whenth and whereth shall we meeteth on Sat?
Me: We are meeting YY place at YY time.....
SF: Oki doki. So, we are having our dinner there?
Me: Ok donkey, you can pack your dinner in if you wish.
SF: So we're all bringing food in. Only now then you say. I could have added that in all the smses I sent. You donkey lah :D
Me: How dare you call the princess donkey! Don't you let the princess see you roaming in her kingdom!
SF: Sounds more like an evil princess. Wah I scared 8)
Me: Oh, I am going to jog this evening at the stadium. Finally!
SF: You mean they are going to put a red carpet for you?
Me: *Note this part* There is already a red carpet with 8 lines!

I wonder what Sapo Feo's reaction was, but to me, that was really funny. Ok lame. Whatever.

Maiden post - Interesting insights of my driving lessons

Ever since I created this blog in 2005, I have been procrastinating to write something here. Finally, I have decided to pen some of my thoughts here. Let me start by sighting some interesting driving lessons I have.

I have started learning driving a few months back. From a friend's recommendation, I started taking lessons from Mr X. Mr X is a very jovial instructor. I remember in his car for the first lesson, he said,"I have a voice like a loud speaker at volumer 42 when I talk, and that doesn't mean I am scolding you." I really do enjoy his lessons because he brings out jokes even at my serious mistakes. Those are memories to laugh about.

Now, every lesson, he calls me Osama's disciple and the future road killer. Why? Simply cos I'm really a reckless female driver, who speeds. He says,"You look like you are driving an MRT. Only know how to start and speed up and stop, dont know how to slow down. Why? Your feet stuck to the accelerator? Got super glue is it?"

I have another common mistake and that is I often drive on double lane. And jovial Mr X will again say something really funny. He will say "Yesterday you topped up my road tax is it? Can drive on double lane one meh?"

Whenever I do a wide turn and turn into the wrong lane, he will say"Are you driving a truck, that you need such a WIDE turn?"

The funniest thing that happened was a dialogue that goes like this:
Me: Mr X, can I book a driving lesson?
Mr X: Can, when you want?
M: This date can?
X: Cannot lah, this week fully booked
M: You told me can?
X: I told you next week can lah, 丑小鸭
M: This sun can?
X: This sun cannot, I need to go pak toh with my wife
M: Ok, tonight can?
X: Cannot lah, 猪奶奶
X: Aiya, just for you only, this sun lah.
M: Thought you say you want to go pak toh?
X: You are my special student, I go tell my 老婆大人 this week cannot go pak toh. Next week then go.

Ok, if I remember more, I will update this blog. Btw, I am having my very first driving test on 7 Apr, please pray along with me.